New Aphrodisiac!
Married? Long-term relationship? Things getting a little dull with in the bedroom? A little "by-the-book," as they say? Have you recently opened your eyes in the middle of lovemaking only to find that:
1) Your partner is playing on a PlayStation Portable?
2) So are you?
Well, folks: I have the CURE. It’s nearly-instant, and all it takes is a few minutes of your time. And best of all: it’s FREE! That’s right: FREE!
It’s all detailed in my new book: “How to turn your partner into a crazed nymphomaniac by doing the dinner dishes and keeping the bathroom clean!”
You’ll see, in a few easy steps, how YOU can turn YOUR partner into a ravenous, over-sexed love-junkie who will stop at nothing to have you.
Here are just a few of the tips you’ll find inside:
1) Secrets to effective rinsing.
2) Flushing: what is it?
3) Why dry sponges/paper towels are ineffective.
4) And more!
Buy it now! Make checks payable to Rich | Championable, or simply send letters of immense appreciation to rich at championable.com.
1) Your partner is playing on a PlayStation Portable?
2) So are you?
Well, folks: I have the CURE. It’s nearly-instant, and all it takes is a few minutes of your time. And best of all: it’s FREE! That’s right: FREE!
It’s all detailed in my new book: “How to turn your partner into a crazed nymphomaniac by doing the dinner dishes and keeping the bathroom clean!”
You’ll see, in a few easy steps, how YOU can turn YOUR partner into a ravenous, over-sexed love-junkie who will stop at nothing to have you.
Here are just a few of the tips you’ll find inside:
1) Secrets to effective rinsing.
2) Flushing: what is it?
3) Why dry sponges/paper towels are ineffective.
4) And more!
Buy it now! Make checks payable to Rich | Championable, or simply send letters of immense appreciation to rich at championable.com.
5 Comments:
And here I am all this time thinking that alcohol and a dirty movie will do the trick...
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Professor, will this also work on dates? Because, you know, I'm just DYING to know. ...Not that it's all that pressing, really... Take your time.
LOL - Can I give this book to my hubby for our anniversary?
The longer the relationship, the more effective this is. While there is some efficacy when used in embryonic relationships, imagine how powerful it is for a 30, 40-year relationship.
My goodness.
ROTFLOL...Sounds like someone has been a very good boy and been rewarded :-)
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